It's fair time in Orange County, and that means it's time for fair food, which is pretty much synonymous with fried food.
This gastronomic orgy is truly death-defying if you choose to indulge in such artery-clogging temptations as the deep-fried Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich, which consists of a jelly-filled Krispy Kreme donut serving as the bun for a fried chicken sandwich, or a half-pound hot dog with a side of deep-fried Australian battered fried potatoes topped with melted "cheese" and ranch dressing.
Perhaps you'd rather nibble on a White Castle burger dipped in batter and, of course…deep fried. If you prefer your burger a tad larger, you might wade into a Monster Burger, a two-pound, four-patty construction that would even finish off a teenage boy.
Truth in advertising begins and ends at the Heart Attack Café, featuring an attractive nurse on the billboard, where you can find Widowmaker garlic fries that have been cooked in oil fortified with bacon drippings, or the bacon-wrapped chocolate-covered Oreos. Other menu items feature titles like the Triple Bypass, the Flatliner and the Coronary Combo.